FYI

This blog has officially moved to csingel.wordpress.com . The best way to follow me is to probably just check csingel.com. Play on, playas!

The way my mind works...

There is a toddler in my office playing with every door handle, and the only thing I can think is "the velociraptors have learned to open doors!!!" Which reminds me, velociraptors are nearly as terrifying as zombies. Fortunately, we can now be prepared for the former. As for the latter, I may have a couple tips.

Expect more posts like this in the future.

I like the expression "in the future" because it is so vague. Maybe you'll get posts like this later today, or maybe it'll be when robots have conquered our puny fleshy selves and are attacking our moon station with space lasers. That sentence was AWESOME. To recap, I'm not afraid of robots, but I am afraid of velociraptors, zombies, and The Singularity. Emphasis is mine, but is not enough emphasis to approximate my awe.

I appreciate alliteration.

How the Economy Effects Puppies

Oh noes!

Today is my last day at work. I should be writing more. Not sure how much of it will get posted here, but we'll see. Oh, you'll all see! Muahhahhahahahahah.

I can't believe CNN missed the pun!

Clearly...

Rare gorillas threatened by real guerillas

I'm terrified of the internet.

"We've got some genital work planned that's pretty exciting."

That's the least terrifying part of this article.